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Pelosi Demotivational Poster


HORRIBLE POLICIES - Since they can't be defended with logic, it's easier to ridicule and demonize the opposition.


TAGS: reid pelosi congress president obama
Rating: 3.55/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 12:16 am
The Obama Whitehouse has CHANGE'd the definition of ignorance, it was bliss, NOW it's policy.
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:54 am
lmfao @ Reid, hahaha


KEEP THE CHANGE -


TAGS: obama change liberal pelosi
Rating: 3.14/5

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Vegan - February 22, 2010, 10:26 pm
All new political "Fakes" posted on Politifakes.org
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 12:37 pm
Please take all political talk over to our sister site - politifake.org - thank you!
Chillax - December 20, 2009, 12:36 pm
Looking back as the health care "debate", cap and trade, etc... deals cut behind closed doors in a completely partisan manner (e.g., what happened to the transparency promised by Obama), do you still believe he has lived up to the change he promised?
WTFO - September 2, 2009, 12:55 am
No problem with learning, I do it every day but we cannot completely abandon common sense like the govt has done. Nor can we ignore the basic principles that this nation was founded on. Politicians took an oath to protect the Constitution not destroy it.
Derek - September 2, 2009, 12:00 am
Change does involve learning - and this may prove to be too hard for some.
WTFO - September 1, 2009, 11:55 pm
With you ignorant attacks on others for simply having a different opinion, it looks like you're puking all over this site.
Ani - September 1, 2009, 10:26 pm
Dip****s like you make me laugh so hard I almost puke.


TAX AND SPENDERS - We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office -- Aesop


TAGS: funny humor obama pelosi taxes
Rating: 3.17/5

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WTFO2 - September 25, 2009, 12:47 am
EH, I totally agree with that a**essment (with a few notable exceptions, there are still a few trying to not tax us to death).
BoneCD - September 24, 2009, 7:41 pm
I just look at all the pretty people in congress that voted not to print each spending bill on the interweb...and remind myself that I voted for a couple of those arrogant bastards!
Ed-Hyde - September 24, 2009, 11:37 am
Still Amsome, but you could switch out any politician with those two and get the same captions.


KLEPTOCRACY - A govt by those who seek chiefly status and personal gain at the expense of the governed


TAGS: politics congress obama president taxes pelosi reid democrats socialist socialism change election funny true
Rating: 3.2/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 12:58 am
No man survives when freedom fails, The best men rot in filthy jails, And those who cry ‘appease, appease’ Are hanged by those they tried to please.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 5:41 pm
space cake now. Thanks for the extra "space", Porc.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 5:40 pm
Haar points out. I do disagree on his statement that all rich folks get there by screwing over other people. There are some in that category and other who truly earned their wealth through honest and honorable means. That is all, I'm just going to eat my
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 5:39 pm
TTH, yeah I know I can sound like a broken record. But I'm passionate about the country I defend and am truly concerned with its current direction. Neither party is anywhere close to perfect and too many politicians don't care about regular folks like
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 5:35 pm
I'll have a plate with Chocolate Silk pie and a slice of Porc's space cake, please.
a name - June 28, 2009, 6:58 am
computers, and that's all we're going to be until the rest of civilization wakes up and says, you know what, the world does not revolve around me. Wow, this is some great weed.
a name - June 28, 2009, 6:57 am
We like being rich. We like living comfortably, and if it means some people in the world have to starve, f*** it. They had their chance. People like to think we're highly evolved or perfectly created or whatever, but the fact is, we're just monkeys with
a name - June 28, 2009, 6:55 am
The same goes with globalization. One thing people are afraid of is inevitability, so they try to slow it down. They say that sovereignty is the most important thing a country must keep to survive. The fact of the matter is, all they're saying is f*** you
a name - June 28, 2009, 6:53 am
shiny things, which is indicative of a lower class of creature, yet money is the reason we are so technologically advanced, partially because trying to do the impossible is something any human plans to achieve, but mostly, we just want to get paid. A lot.
a name - June 28, 2009, 6:49 am
You know, the thing about wealth is that people think of it as power or a way of attaining the means to live in luxury. The truth is, it's just motivation. We as a species, for all our discoveries and all of our triumphs, are still a species obsessed with
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 6:24 am
What blows me away in this great country is that we think everyone with wealth is a philanthropic saint. The only way to get wealth is to screw over a whole bunch of people, but they're supposed to magically change when they're rich. Whatever.
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 6:17 am
symbolic of the big businesses that call the sh**s. I know we all want the Bill Gates' of the world to be great guys and give us all the benefits we can handle, and take care of us in our old age, after all we've done for them, but it just ain't so.
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 6:14 am
can mindlessly do what they're told. Politicians in this country, for all the left-right rhetoric, wouldn't be politicians if they weren't able to do what they're told, either. Insurance companies are the greatest scam ever created, but they're fairly
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 6:11 am
George Carlin, for all his anger, was absolutely right. the system doesn't work, and it hasn't worked for 30 years. I'd go one farther and say 50 years, though. There's no advantage to business to have an intelligent workforce. Business needs drones that
a name - June 28, 2009, 5:12 am
*affiliation. And the first one to yell spell check is a hypocritical douche.
a name - June 28, 2009, 5:12 am
Hey, a douche is a douche in my eyes, no matter what political sffiliation. To be honest, I think we should just tear this m**********r down and start all over again, but we as a species are not smart enough to make anarchy truly work.
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 5:06 am
And many on both the left and the right have s******ed the bull****, hook, line, and sinker - as is evident in the political rhetoric so frequently put up here. A conservative tool or a liberal tool is still just a tool.
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 5:02 am
Out of curiosity, does anyone really think their elected representative, Republican OR Democrat, gives a rats-ass about them? Maybe if you're the heir to Dow-Corning. That isn't you, and it isn't me. We're nothing more than tools for the system.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:45 am
Aggy argues his political feelings. But he never Initiates any politifake bull****. So Aggy FTW.
MO (nik) - June 28, 2009, 2:43 am
Huffs and puffs....holy crap!! I just tried to read two days worth of???? Aggy? You my friend got a bad rap on this whole deal...not that i've been on here forever but dammmmn!! In the short time that I have you may have mentioned politics like....twice?
Moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:24 am
I don't have that one. Should have caught the seven word thing.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:22 am
Better than a stick in the eye is an snfu album
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:21 am
I hear the voices but i cant make out the words
mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:19 am
stick'in in my eye?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:17 am
Better than a stick in the eye
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:15 am
maybe sparkly instead of shiny
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:14 am
Sticky with a shiny veneer kinda like a little geode.
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:14 am
Wow, You don't know Ideal or SNFU....... The One Voted Most Likely To Succeed
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 2:12 am
Purple and sticky is better
moooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:12 am
If you swear you'll catch no fish.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:11 am
Something green and leafy this way comes.
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:10 am
I love me lucky charms. They're magically delicious.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 2:09 am
hahaha. WTFO loves me space cake xD
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:08 am
hard too play poker on "space cake" but I trust you enjoyed the foliage at the poker game?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:07 am
I'm still thinkin space cake
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 2:06 am
no way. no chocolate. Except, maybe, french vanilla or whatever it's called
moooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:05 am
Chocolate creme pie?
mooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:04 am
"Like" not "Kike" but that too.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 2:04 am
;_; all this talk about pie..... and cake... and other non-chocolate yum yums
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:04 am
More kike thick pads on the walls and 1 hour of internet time per day.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:03 am
You guys are no fun tonight. Blueberry
moooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:03 am
Good choice. Good choice.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 2:02 am
This guy is still talkin about the red menace like its the 50's. he obviously needs to take a pill and mellow out a bit. I imagine he lives in some kinda bunker and has thick bars on the windows. Get with the times ole fella it's not your world anymore!
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 2:02 am
Key Lime.
moooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 2:01 am
So banana creme is what you're trying to say?
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 2:01 am
Best line of the evening, P.
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 2:01 am
No Guinness today. But I was irritated, so I did what italian guys do... called my gf, she wasn't available, so I got a pizza. Done.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 2:00 am
I think it would be best to just drop it at this point and to spare drama.
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 1:59 am
Well said, TTH.
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 1:58 am
As the quote goes; You're talkin' to me all wrong - the wrong tone....
moooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:58 am
He hit's everyone wrong. Just have another Guinness. The voices will go away.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:58 am
Aggy if you just imagine how worked up he gets about this stuff it's totally worth it. I can picture him pounding on his keyboard and wiping spit off the monitor. I dont care about politics so i get a kick out of those who take it so seriously
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 1:55 am
I know, mooooo. Timmys aren't irritating... comical at best. This had ego behind it, and it hit me wrong.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:54 am
There might be 5 that I can think of. But when the heap and I realized that we lived in the same Province it wasn't hard to figure out how close our towns are.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:50 am
I don't think there are even 42 regulars...? Then again, I've strayed from the poster section of MF for a bit, I could be wrong
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:50 am
Don't worry Aggy. I used to feel compelled to respond to neurotics on this site. Then I realized that WTFO is a person too. JK
mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:48 am
Well we are Canadian. There are like 42 of us total. and it's not f***ing "cute"
agdaniele - June 28, 2009, 1:48 am
That was my first and last time. Stupid to engage him.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:48 am
Strawberry shortcake definitely I love a redhead!
mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:47 am
I say ignore elder god Timmy. Maybe he'll go away.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:47 am
Strawberry short cake ftw
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:47 am
no offense wtfo but can you say broken record?
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:47 am
well, isn't that cute
moooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:46 am
Strawberry shortcake or devils food?
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:45 am
spend that on cars, food, etc. As opposed to giving it to major corporations that will blow it, and will not receive any business anyways
mooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:45 am
And tonight The heap attended my poker game. BTW Heap. same time next week.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:45 am
Some socialist actions are needed, though. However, he is making all the wrong decisions. This whole stimulus bull**** is being spent on the wrong things. If all this money was returned to the people it would stimulate the economy because people would
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:45 am
Yeah porcelina we realized that the other night before you starting pushing us around. My mother always warned me about you American girls.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 1:44 am
to undo. Also, giving out massive entitlement programs will be difficult to pay for for everyone. If the rich business owners are taxed harder, they just pass their expenses to everyone via higher prices or employee layoffs.
mooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:44 am
That night you said we should get a thread we were just figuring out that we lived 40 mins away from each**her.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:43 am
so is there like a statute of limitations on politifakes? Or do we just get a new bunch of b****es every 4-8 years?
mooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:43 am
We do now. thanks to motifake.
moooooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:42 am
I think it's pretty cool that just when we needed a fifth. someone I met on motifake turns out to live so close. You are uglier than we expected though.
WTFO - June 28, 2009, 1:42 am
Porc, I didn't know that you developed an ax to grind. The true fire happened in the forums, but I'm done with egd. I don't believe that Obama will make the country communist. But, some of his actions may lead to govt socialist actions that are very hard
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:41 am
O_O do you two know each**her outside of Motifake?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:41 am
I think yours was walking my dog when you put it in the oven
moooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:41 am
We know. We're just jerking your chain.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:40 am
we know i was just trying to include you
moooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:40 am
I re-red the box and It is supposed to be thawed, so I think maybe we should have had a woman heat it up for us.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:39 am
The dog is a distraction like a magicians a**istant
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:39 am
>_> i wasn't being serious when I said that.
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:38 am
yeah thanks for the game. Do you think perhaps that pizza was supposed to go in the oven still frozen maybe? oops dont wanna piss off porcelina better get a thread!
Mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:38 am
FYI. Don't play poker with TheTrashHeap. He cheats and somehow the dog is in on it.
mooooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:36 am
Made it home safe, Eh?
TheTrashHeap - June 28, 2009, 1:35 am
Blueberry all the way
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 28, 2009, 1:25 am
I understand everyone's point of view here. I have weighed all the pros and cons.......I still like strawberry-Rhubarb the best.
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:19 am
manipulate the country into believing that is best (sorta how he did so with this election..)
Porcelina - June 28, 2009, 1:19 am
WTFO, don't bother. It's one of those "I ownz da internetz, I gotz a gimmick. I tink i r intimidating. Fear mee!" Just don't bother. Anyways, on the topic at hand- I don't believe him turning this into a communist country is a threat, unless he is able to
Sean - June 28, 2009, 12:55 am
Yeah. I got a shock in my living room.
Haarakkon - June 28, 2009, 12:53 am
Ran off for a few hours to put out a few acres of real fire (love those grass fires when there's no wind)... Guess the action was all here.
Sean - June 28, 2009, 12:43 am
*play wrestling ("ply" sounds suspect)
Sean - June 28, 2009, 12:42 am
-er cranked up to full blast? Eh?
Sean - June 28, 2009, 12:42 am
Oh yeah??? If he's not a real god, then how come when I pissed him off with my earlier comment I got such a shock in my own living room -- while wearing my velvet track suit and ply wrestling with my cats on the plush shag carpetting with the de-humidi-
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 11:25 pm
Not at all. I'm secure enough in my manhood that I don't have to pretend to be some kind of "god" with mystical powers to beef up my ego.
a name - June 27, 2009, 11:21 pm
Pot calling the kettle black, much?
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 11:13 pm
You and so many others rush to defend his BS policies and attack anyone who questions him. Again, you prove the point of a pathetic computer nerd who can talk tough when typing but hides behind mamma's apron in real life.
Elder God Douchebag - June 27, 2009, 10:59 pm
How is he my messiah, exactly? And I really would like to see you try to mop the floor with me. You'd be slightly distracting for the five seconds you weren't beating off to the 8-year abortion that was the Bush administration.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 10:54 pm
floor with you ignorant a**. Really is a shame that the computer lets little ***ks like you pretend to be tough.
WTFO - June 27, 2009, 10:53 pm
Is that all you got? You are a pathetic little loser. Why don't you watch the news once in a while and see how your messiah has jacked up the economy and turned his back on our allies to appease our enemies. BTW, don't think this "gramps" can't mop the
Elder God Douchebag - June 27, 2009, 10:49 pm
Listen, Gramps. The Red Scare's been over for a long time. I know that's a frightening thought for you, but Communism's not a threat. To to say it ever HAS been.


BE AFRAID -


TAGS: nancy pelosi socialist speaker california
Rating: 3.35/5

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Sean - August 22, 2009, 9:29 pm
Fear. It pumps through you veins don't it?


GOVERNMENT - Leaning so heavily to port that it is sinking itself.




INSANITY - Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting a different result... Or, Arguing anything that has to do with faith or religion on motifake.com


TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics pelosi religion faith christianity athiest athiesm
Rating: 2.07/5

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agdaniele - May 27, 2009, 7:48 pm
Motifake is a party - a place to enjoy. And the only sure way to ruin a party is to bring up politics or religion.
Jmac0585 - May 27, 2009, 6:44 pm
Yes, a tunnel but I felt the point needed to be made. Sorry.


"IT'S THE ECONOMY STUPID" - The battle cry of Democrats during Clinton's successful 92 Presidential campaign. It's more appropriate now than it was back then.


TAGS: congress president reid pelosi obama deficit politics
Rating: 2.56/5

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CANADA - September 3, 2009, 8:33 am
mmmm, Moose milk. but not the p**** kind!i want whiskey in mine!
CANADA - September 3, 2009, 8:30 am
add those to the list of untouchables
WTFO - September 3, 2009, 12:42 am
Screw the beer, I'm taking the moose milk! (and some Canadian bacon).
CANADA - September 2, 2009, 9:07 am
no god no!!!! anything but the BEER!!
Ed-Hyde - September 2, 2009, 8:31 am
Yep, I'll be headed to your house soon Canada. I'm going to force you to sign up for credit cards you don't need and blindfold you as you sign a mortgage. THEN!! I'ma gonna drink all your beer, eh.
CANADA - September 2, 2009, 8:27 am
you guys are F U C K E D!!!lol, and you gona drag us down with ya


FOUNTAIN OF COMPASSION - You're doin' it wrong, Madam Speaker


TAGS: democrat liberal health care pelosi
Rating: 2.55/5

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WTFO - November 11, 2009, 10:47 pm
Hey SupCheez, not so loud, I have a hangover.
tehsupercheez - November 11, 2009, 10:36 pm
SOCIALISM LOLOLOLOLOL OBAMA SUCKS HEHE ROFLMAO LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA I AGREE SO MUCH IT GIVES ME A bon**!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rollseyes - November 10, 2009, 12:36 am
wah...
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 10:12 pm
hard to tell between todd, todd snyder and snyderguyz. Such a vast difference in motifake style and subject matter.


ALL YOUR LAW ARE BELONG TO US - You have no chance to survive make your time.


TAGS: all your base nancy pelosi
Rating: 3.09/5

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An elder Indiana - January 30, 2009, 12:55 pm
5 Furry ones, but how the hell did she get her hands on my whip?


THE UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE - I..I..I cannot tell the difference! Which one is Darth Vader and which one is Pelosi?


TAGS: pelosi reid star wars democrat liberal
Rating: 2.88/5

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Preacher Man - November 11, 2009, 1:19 am
Vader is a snappier dresser and better looking. Even without his helmet.


POPEYE - You're doin' it wrong.




MY NEXT IDIOTIC STATEMENT IS AS FOLLOWS... - Man, Nancy Pelosi sure has let herself go.


TAGS: pelosi tyler scary
Rating: 4.63/5

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RetiredUSNChief - March 14, 2013, 11:52 am
Not that I object to this...but I didn't make this Motifake. ???


MISLEAD ABOUT TORTURE - When you are so well-practiced in speaking lies and B.S., it can be nearly impossible to recognize the truth when you hear it.


TAGS: barak obama socialist socialism democrat republican politics pelosi
Rating: 3.15/5

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rerun - March 19, 2010, 5:14 pm

Gee Ted, we won't have another Novemember election that matters to you for a few more years....oops, you have been banned for the week. You probably won't read this.
rerun - March 19, 2010, 5:11 pm

Bye Bye Ted
MrRandom - March 19, 2010, 4:13 pm
Torture is having to read through all of your comments Ted. Take your political comments to politifake.org, as no one cares for them here.
TED - March 19, 2010, 4:11 pm
Torture, TORTURE is having these fools destroying this country ever day! C'mon November!
Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 12:53 pm
Does Marsellus Wallace look like a b****? No, but Nancy Pelosi sure as hell does. What I'd give to take a tire iron to that lying hag's wrinkly a** of a mug... (end homicidal rant)
Sean - July 20, 2009, 1:30 am
The Federal Reserve ... they are into torturing likely innocents with a*** ra** by flashlight too? (or by banana, don't ya know?) Golly gee willikers, where have all the good guys gone?
TheTrashHeap - July 20, 2009, 12:57 am
heh heh Federal reserve... I'm glad I live in Canada where we don't use a stupid system like th... oh um never mind.
lunchmeat5000 - July 20, 2009, 12:51 am
Sure, lets find out what the CIA has been up too, but completely ignore the Federal Reserve.
Dort - July 18, 2009, 10:54 pm
Sounds like something a Liberal would say (she wasn't lied to which is why when the CIA said "oh yeah?" she shut the f*** up.)


THE SEASON FOR ELITISM - is almost over.


TAGS: harry reid democrats republicans politics obama pelosi bush
Rating: 2.54/5

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Derek - September 22, 2009, 5:59 pm
Presumably, for the other three seasons we're inactive.


THE SENATE VOTES TODAY - Your Freedom Ends Tomorrow Welcome To The Machine


TAGS: pelosi
Rating: 2.37/5

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Me_ - December 14, 2009, 3:31 pm
It seams to me that the majority of Americans keep voting these retards in and then complaining about them. Break the cycle, send a message, stop voting republican or democrat! The others cannot do any worse. They could do better.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 9:20 am
That's really it. Everyone agrees that we need to take a hard look at the way we are doing business. The majority of americans just don't want some convoluted thing shoved down our throat. Should have just gone a step at a time and kept it simple.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 9:14 am
I made it to page 200 trying to read it myself and felt like my brain was melting.
Ed-Hyde - November 23, 2009, 9:13 am
No, because the bill they are cramming down our throats is 2,000 + pages that most of the senators haven't read, refuse to read, and have deliberately specified that it takes a super majority to amend it which means, "Take it or Take it".
Derek - November 22, 2009, 2:48 am
Because you won't be able to have private health care? Bollocks.


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